I pulled out my old knitted grocery bag for my few treats and frozen fancies. The cashier says "Oh, cool, did you make this?" and I respond in the affirmative.
"I bet you don't have kids." Um, no, but people I know do this and more and have multiple kids...
"Did you make your mitts too?" Yep, thanks. "Have a good day." You too.
I got out the door and realized that he hadn't mentioned the handknit sweater I was wearing. I'm going to take that as a compliment.